I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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