hell yes lets make some ravioli
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
