yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
