You just made me feel so damn special
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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