Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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