Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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