You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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