I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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