He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize