U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
