I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
