brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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