Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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