singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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