I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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