Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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