I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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