I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize