he shaved USA in his pubs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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