Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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