My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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