Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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