You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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