fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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