Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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