I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am naked and annoyed.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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