i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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