Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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