You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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