everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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