I forgot how hot balto sounded
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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