I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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