so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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