I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
it glows. i had to have it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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