i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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