So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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