He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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