we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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