im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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