i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Come on in and take your pants off
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