I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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