I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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