Soap is not a condiment
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
