yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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