Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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