hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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