ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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