I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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