You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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