I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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