If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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