took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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