You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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