just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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