People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Randomize
