she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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