so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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